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Baby Jesus Don't... Card

$13.50
  • Baby Jesus Don't... Card by LSF, LLC.
Baby Jesus Don't... Card by LSF, LLC.
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Featuring a profile of Gage with his eye patch and cigarette, this shirt showcases his iconic line, "Baby Jesus don't F*** for no cornbread." A must-have for fans of Death World and Gage's bizarre sense of humor.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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